i am no martha f. stewart
This is my very first vlog. My apologies in advance. But? I felt like there were some visual aspects that could not be properly described via writing. And true to the title, I am no Martha F. Stewart.
Ranted
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1. Jen Bennett said:
Well, not sure if you have gotten new curtains or not but they make these little circular things that fit on the rod with clips on them to attach to the curtains...just saying...call me first next time. HA
09/15/10 18:57 PM - Reply
2. Victoria Landingham said:
have the boys soap the windows. drum roll. done
09/10/10 10:47 AM - Reply
3. Julien Reid said:
Call me I'll make your curtains, I will even teach you how?
09/10/10 01:25 AM - Reply
4. Jenny said:
love the vlog! keep them coming! and as for the home stuff....if you pretend you can't do it, then you won't have to! That's my ploy anyways.....
09/09/10 13:36 PM - Reply
5. The Gadge said:
Awesome job (as always), but I agree with Mary...go to Target!! ;) xoxoxo
09/09/10 11:51 AM - Reply
6. Elle said:
People who can make their own textiles make it look 'sew' easy... (lame joke)...
It's not the first time I've tried my hand at making something because
"how hard can it be?" ...
Yeah, turns out it's not as simple as it looks.. This is why we have cheap-ass shops where we can buy cheap-ass curtains..
:)
It's not the first time I've tried my hand at making something because
"how hard can it be?" ...
Yeah, turns out it's not as simple as it looks.. This is why we have cheap-ass shops where we can buy cheap-ass curtains..
:)
09/09/10 09:18 AM - Reply
7. @marymac said:
dude, do you have a fucking Target out there? what the hell kind of Neanderthal pioneer* shit are you living in?!
LOL on the vlog- i think you should do more. Right after you go to Target.**
*real pioneer not The Woman
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LOL on the vlog- i think you should do more. Right after you go to Target.**
*real pioneer not The Woman
** This comment not sponsored by Target
09/09/10 08:19 AM - Reply
Dad said:
That's right. Hell, there are wal-marts out there that she can get dressed up to go too!
09/09/10 10:53 AM
8. pauline m. campos said:
I am laughing my ass off. That is so totally something I would do.
09/09/10 00:38 AM - Reply
9. Jesse Roth said:
Steph
Yeah I sew a bit but Im on the east coast LOL
Yeah I sew a bit but Im on the east coast LOL
09/08/10 17:01 PM - Reply
Jesse Roth said:
That and I would have to have the police go get my sewing machine from my ex husband! UGH Long STory!
AKA J_RO
AKA J_RO
09/08/10 17:02 PM
Mike K said:
you lost your sewing machine in the settlement? hopefully you did better with the children...
09/09/10 07:48 AM
10. Rachel said:
I LOVE that you bought white fabric!!!
Awesome first vlog. You were articulate and concise (and muy bonita)
Congrats :)
Awesome first vlog. You were articulate and concise (and muy bonita)
Congrats :)
09/08/10 17:00 PM - Reply
11. La Jolla Mom said:
"A" for effort. Definitely.
Exactly why I don't sew. :)
Exactly why I don't sew. :)
09/08/10 16:58 PM - Reply
12. Beccah said:
I obviously don't live in San Diego but I will TOTALLY make curtains for you!
09/08/10 16:25 PM - Reply
13. Elly Lou said:
Um. Just because my mind is all in the gutter I need to point out that you repeatedly used the words rod, tight, slit, and hole. That was the most stupendous accidental porn I've ever watched.
09/08/10 14:39 PM - Reply
Stefanie said:
I have no idea how I managed to be a porn star, but I will now add that to my resume.
09/08/10 16:49 PM
Jesse Roth said:
LMAO!
09/08/10 17:04 PM
14. Jen said:
I just have one question, are you at the store buying some now?
;)
;)
09/08/10 13:42 PM - Reply
Stefanie said:
I spent too much on the fabric. Think I am just going to staple the leftover fabric to the other side and call it a day.
09/08/10 16:47 PM
15. Mike K said:
i cannot watch your vlog just yet...the boss is a few feet away...and while he doesn't care if i'm goofing off on the internetweb...i can't have him knowing i am watching a video about bathroom curtains...
09/08/10 12:54 PM - Reply
16. Stacey said:
You could just buy a thinner curtain rod! But then it would require the whole installation crap. Good job on both the curtain (who cares if it is functional, isn't that the motto of fashion?) and the vlog.
09/08/10 12:53 PM - Reply
Stefanie said:
You are right. They don't need to work. They just need to look pretty.
09/08/10 16:45 PM
17. Deedee said:
I suggest BUYING curtains...sooooo much easier and probably cheaper too! Or maybe blinds?
Enjoyed your vlog - well done!
Enjoyed your vlog - well done!
09/08/10 12:15 PM - Reply
18. Crista said:
Awesome vlog! You did a great job :D
My mom lives in Escondido and she knows how to sew. She even made bedroom curtains for me when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure they opened. However, for my mom to fix/make your curtains, you'd have to meet her, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Moving along...I think there are some good solutions up there for fixing your curtains. Good luck!
My mom lives in Escondido and she knows how to sew. She even made bedroom curtains for me when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure they opened. However, for my mom to fix/make your curtains, you'd have to meet her, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Moving along...I think there are some good solutions up there for fixing your curtains. Good luck!
09/08/10 11:14 AM - Reply
19. J said:
The curtain fits on the rod like a freaking condom... there is absolutely no sliding the fabric - it's fun having an inoperable WHITE curtain shading HALF my bathroom window, classy. Good news is the curtain is in an obscure part of the house, the master bathroom. So I'm only annoyed by it twice a day, it's the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see before going to bed... sweet.
09/08/10 10:55 AM - Reply
Stefanie said:
Shocking that you found a sexual innuendo for our curtains. Truly shocking.
09/08/10 16:44 PM
20. Crista said:
Awesome vlog! You did a great job :D
My mom lives in Escondido and she knows how to sew. She even made bedroom curtains for me when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure they opened. However, for my mom to fix/make your curtains, you'd have to meet her, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Moving along...I think there are some good solutions up there for fixing your curtains. Good luck!
My mom lives in Escondido and she knows how to sew. She even made bedroom curtains for me when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure they opened. However, for my mom to fix/make your curtains, you'd have to meet her, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Moving along...I think there are some good solutions up there for fixing your curtains. Good luck!
09/08/10 10:45 AM - Reply
Stefanie said:
You know who I would wish it on? My mom. Let's introduce the two of them.
09/08/10 16:43 PM
21. Melisa With One S said:
Wait! All you have to do is get another piece of white fabric that you can cut into a strip that is wider than the curtain rod, and sew it (on the outer edges of the strip!) on the back of your lovely curtains (at the top). You'll be able to slide the curtains onto the rod, and nobody will see how you did it from inside YOUR bathroom. (Who cares if the neighbors see it?)
09/08/10 08:43 AM - Reply
22. Elisa said:
You have got me beat, because I don't think I would have even gotten as far as making the holeless unmovable panel ;-)
09/08/10 08:39 AM - Reply
Stefanie said:
That's what I should have called this post. The Holeless Unmovable Panel.
09/08/10 16:39 PM
23. Andrea said:
Nice vlog, Stefanie! Anything curtain I would make would be "no sew," so respect on the sewing to begin with. How long are they? You could get one of those tie-backs for the side of the window, and then they could stay closed at the top?
09/08/10 06:14 AM - Reply
24. Christina said:
I AM serious. and maybe you can start coaching me for FF (so I have a full year to get my game on)
09/08/10 02:48 AM - Reply
25. Ali @picklesugarplum said:
Hello? Have we met? I'm Ali. I have a sewing machine, and I'm not afraid to use it. I also have a solution for you, should you wish to just modify the curtains that YOU made! Or I can start from scratch for you...whatever you prefer!
09/08/10 01:34 AM - Reply
Ali @picklesugarplum said:
no idea why that posted twice...my apologies for cluttering up the page!
09/08/10 01:35 AM
26. Ali @picklesugarplum said:
Hello? Have we met? I'm Ali. I have a sewing machine, and I'm not afraid to use it. I also have a solution for you, should you wish to just modify the curtains that YOU made! Or I can start from scratch for you...whatever you prefer!
09/08/10 01:30 AM - Reply
28. Beth Pesacov Avant said:
Making curtains? That's what Ikea is for. BUYING shit like that.
09/08/10 01:06 AM - Reply
29. Alexis @depressionsandconfessions said:
whatever, you know your neighbors want you to never figure out how to make curtains. i suck really bad at stuff like that, too. don't feel bad. well, feel a little bad because we are both sad excuses for women.
also, way to go with the vlogging. i knew you had it in ya.
also, way to go with the vlogging. i knew you had it in ya.
09/08/10 00:59 AM - Reply
30. Mama Mary said:
Even I could do a better job at the curtains than that. Okay, maybe not, but still...(Congrats on the first vlog btw!)
09/08/10 00:55 AM - Reply
31. Chelsea said:
Genius! See, I think opening and closing bathroom curtains can be overrated. I mean, what an unnecessary amount of steps. Just close 'em and be done with it. Your fancy unopenable curtains fix that problem.
Market them correctly, and you could have a money maker here...
Market them correctly, and you could have a money maker here...
09/08/10 00:29 AM - Reply
Stefanie said:
You are right. I should market the never opening curtain. Think how much time people will save every morning.
09/08/10 16:33 PM
32. Carolyn (temysmom) said:
OMG... Soooo funny! Sounds exactly like something I would do. I got to give you credit for trying something new. (P.S. I like white curtains in bathrooms.) I know a fabulous woman who does curtains... unfortunately, we live in Santa Clarita.
09/08/10 00:23 AM - Reply
Stefanie said:
Thank you for your white curtain support. We clearly have better taste than my husband.
09/08/10 16:32 PM
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