Can You Relate?

Why Do Boys Forget Their Gear?

Why Do Boys Forget Their Gear?
Years ago, when KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 16
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. was nine, he was still playing baseball.  He had practice twice a week and one or two games.  At least two times a week he would forget his glove.  Not an enormous problem for a right... more please

posted: 02/16/2012

Girl Talk: Living with the J-Squad

Girl Talk: Living with the J-Squad
  by Jenna McCarthy I always wanted to have girls. Well, that’s not exactly true because for a long while there I didn’t really want kids at all. But once I decided to throw caution—and birth control—to the wind and discovered first-hand... more please

posted: 01/26/2012

my kids, my car, my music?

my kids, my car, my music?
Not. So. Much. Here is the thing. I used to OWN my car. I used to not have piles of trash in it that were so disgusting not even the rats wanted to enter. I used to not have goldfish... more please

posted: 08/24/2011

revenge or there is no such thing as a clean turd

Last night, having put a tantrum throwing toddler out of my mind with a stiff glass of wine and a CSI rerun (because nothing makes you forget an embarrassing grocery store moment like a dead hooker) I dozed off to... more please

posted: 08/02/2011

horny isn't just for toads

I was walking a friend through the process of setting up a Facebook account and had just said, “The most important thing to know is that everything you post on your wall or anyone else’s can be viewed by everyone,”... more please

posted: 08/02/2011

diagnosis diarrhea

diagnosis diarrhea
I do this thing where I diagnose myself with a disease about, oh, EVERY TEN MINUTES.  If I feel the slightest amount of pain in my head, I go straight to visions of me in the hospital and... more please

posted: 08/02/2011

be your own man

Last Thursday, after three weeks of watching KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 16
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. look at his hair in the mirror all the way to school and complain NON STOP about how it sucked, I took him to get it cut. I scheduled an appointment with... more please

posted: 08/02/2011

the silence...the beautiful wonderful silence

As the story of my life unfolds it has become abundantly clear that thirty percent of it will be spent sleeping, twenty percent at the grocery store, ten percent drinking, eight percent eating, and fifteen percent in a phone store... more please

posted: 08/02/2011