Yesterday NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. and I were on our way to his lacrosse practice when the song,  “I Love College,”  by Asher Roth came on.  Some of the lyrics are, blah blah blah, naked girls, chug, chug, chug, sex.  You get the... more please

9:45 p.m. on Sunday evening just putting muffins into oven and apparently living in a fairy tale world. Me:  Some day the kids are going to really appreciate that I made homemade muffins and cookies for their class parties. J:  They totally... more please

ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is absolutely petrified of Santa.  To prove that point, he is still, at the end of March, telling me he doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s lap. Colton:  I don’t want to sit on Santa’s lap. Me: You don’t ever have... more please

  If people out there would drive in a more civilized manner, I would not be continuously forced to come up with crazy rhymes.  Yesterday when I was cut off while merging onto the highway, the word asshole slipped out before... more please

Further reminder that I live in a locker room. ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.:  “I want to poop on you.” Me.  “Colton James that’s disgusting!  We don’t say things like that.” Colton:  With a grin.   “I want to fart on you.” Me.  “Colton, I mean it.  Stop... more please

  Monday Me: “KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. make sure you arrange for a ride to and from your party on Saturday night because JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. and I are going to be out of town.  I can do both nights on Friday to make up for someone... more please