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i'm not that bad

I am taking KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age:
14
"Special" Qualities:
Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities:
The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.
and NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.
to see a movie tomorrow night.  It is titled, “Emmanuel,” and is the story of a Lost Boy from Sudan.  He now lives in England and has put out an album titled, more please

dude

JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.
showered before me last night.  When it was my turn, I turned the water on for my shower and stepped inside.  Then, I stepped right back out. Me:  (Very loudly) JJ JJ:  (Comes running from the other room, assuming a spider,... more please

you were sweet sometimes

Every time ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
sees a baby on television he says, “Is that me when I was a baby?”  I usually respond, “No sweetie, that baby isn’t screaming.”   Last night we were watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, and there was a video... more please

liar liar pants on fire

ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
has a backpack that is from the movie Cars and when you push a button it sounds like a car with a missing muffler for thirty seconds.  Seriously, even their backpacks have to make noise now?  Clearly my girlfriend... more please

that's my bad

I was waiting for the car in front of me to turn left so I could turn this morning when ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
said exactly what I was thinking. Colton:  Go dumbass. Oopsy.  Thankfully my husband was not in the car or I would... more please

like mother like daughter

There are days when I sit and wonder why my head is so screwed up.  Then there are days when I know for sure. My Mother:  (via voicemail)  Hi honey.  Actually things are going pretty good right now.  Knock on wood. ... more please

that's disgusting

I learned a new word over spring break.   shart (sharht)  -verb   to shit and fart simultaneously In a sentence: NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.
ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
is pooping on the toilet.  Before that he sharted in his pants. That pretty much sums up my week at home with the three... more please

because he likes me

It’s Spring Break this week.  My older boys are with their dad for the week and KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age:
14
"Special" Qualities:
Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities:
The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.
text me this morning, why bother to call, and asked if he could come to my house for the day.  I told him... more please
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