Today consisted of a Mother’s Day program, an afternoon of swim at a friends, rushing over to NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.’s lacrosse game, rushing off to KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.’s hair appointment and then meeting up for dinner.  Fun, but exhausting.  I am finally sitting down and enjoying a glass of wine after putting ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. to bed when JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. brings over the monitor and disrupts my peaceful moment.

JJ:  He just fussed and I don’t see him on the monitor.

Me:  He’s fine babe.  I am sure he is just in one of the corners.  Bring it here.

He walks the monitor over to me and though I don’t see Colton, I see that the covers are pulling one way and deduce that he must be in that corner of the bed.  

Me:  He is right up there in the corner where all the covers are pulling.

JJ:  He must be uncomfortable.  I am going to move him.

Me:  Good luck.  I hope you don’t wake him up.  (Hahaha I will be here enjoying my wine while you waste your time being overprotective)

Minutes later I hear his heavy footsteps coming up the stairs.  I look up smugly and then quickly notice he doesn’t look like a man proven wrong.  Not good.

JJ:  He was on the floor.  I kicked him in the head when I walked in his room.  

Me:  Oooh.  

JJ:  How are your instincts right now?  Razor sharp.

Perhaps I was a little too eager to enjoy my wine.