ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and I like to sing in the car.  Actually, Colton likes to sing, I just do anything not to have to answer 275 “whys” before we even get to the end of our street.  Yesterday we were singing, “The Wheels on the Bus”.  I would sing the moms on the bus, the doors on the bus, etc.  He would then fill in the end of the verse. 

Me:  The wheels on the bus go.

Colton:  Round and round, round and round, round and round.  The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.

Me:  The babies on the bus go.

Colton:  Waaa, waaa, waaa.  (You get the idea)

Me:  The dads on the bus go.

Colton:  Fart, fart, fart.

I confronted my husband thinking he would be embarrassed that Colton thinks of him only as a farter and his response was, “Oh yeah.  When I am alone with Colton, I just let ‘em rip.”

Seriously.  I fight an uphill battle.