Every time ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. sees a baby on television he says, “Is that me when I was a baby?” 

I usually respond, “No sweetie, that baby isn’t screaming.”  

Last night we were watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, and there was a video sent in of a Chihuahua.  The owner was trying to give it a treat, but it was snarling and nasty and kept snapping at the owner’s fingers.  Over and over he would try to give the beast a treat and over and over the dog would show its teeth and snap at him.   

When the clip came to an end, Colton looked at me and said, “Is that me when I was a dog?”

Hmmm.  I might have to tone down that whole ‘you screamed for the first six months of your life crap’.