ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has a backpack that is from the movie Cars and when you push a button it sounds like a car with a missing muffler for thirty seconds.  Seriously, even their backpacks have to make noise now?  Clearly my girlfriend without kids bought if for him.  No woman with kids would risk the payback gift.

Colton:  Can I take my packback (that’s how he says it) to bed with me at naptime.

Me:  No.  Its too loud for bedtime.

Colton:  No it’s not.

My phone rings and I take the call.

Colton:  (With backpack in hand) I’ll be right back.

Me:  Where you going.

Colton:  Nowhere.

Me:  Are you taking your backpack to your room?

Colton:  Yes.  (Then realizes what he just said)  Just kidding.

Me:  That backpack is not to be in your room.

Colton:  You just talk on the phone. 

He comes back upstairs after putting the backpack on his bed.

Colton: Mom, my packback just disappeared.

Me:  That’s weird.

He is clearly learning a few things from his teenage brother.