Who would you rather? Girls Night. http://bit.ly/bV93Kj 
At the market, trying to check out while Colton
Colton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies: Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities: The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is slamming the cart into my legs and screaming that he wants to go.
Stranger at the Market: Wow he has a lot of energy.
What he was really saying: Your kid is an ass and you suck as a parent.
