Who would you rather? Girls Night. http://bit.ly/bV93Kj 
I learned a new word over spring break.
shart (sharht)
-verb
to shit and fart simultaneously
In a sentence:
Noah
Noah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.: Colton
Colton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies: Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities: The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is pooping on the toilet. Before that he sharted in his pants.
That pretty much sums up my week at home with the three boys.
