I found a post-it note on the floor in the kitchen this morning after the boys left for school.  These six words were written on it.

dinkweed

poontang

pussy

vagina

titties

asses

Perhaps they were hoping for a new dog and trying to come up with names.  

Does anyone know what dinkweed means?  I do now.  Just typed it into www.urbandictionary.com.  Bookmark that site if you have any hope of knowing what the hell your teens are saying.  Or don’t if you are totally freaked out by this post.  Some things are better left unknown.  

Below are the two definitions this sweet site offered:  

 dinkweed    

     syn.  “fucktard” also know as a fucking nutbag idiot

     In a sentence:  Stop being a fucktard.

2.  dinkweed

     slang for male pubic hair

     In a sentence:  There’s something gooey in my dinkweed.

Isn’t that special.

To flush out the culprit I will tape it on my refrigerator this afternoon and watch the reactions.  I know it’s awful, but I can’t wait to watch.  If I was completely shameless I would videotape it and post it on this site because this is going to be good.  You would think I learned my lesson after the How Horny are You incident, but I just can’t help myself.