I was reading an article on the founders of “My Parents Joined Facebook”.   The site is hysterical.  It shows blurbs of what parents write on their children’s Facebook.  Clearly I am not one of “those” parents.   I am very clear that Facebook is “look don’t touch” when it comes to your kid’s page.  That’s right, I am a “cool” parent.  

I continue reading, feeling cooler by the second, since I do not make any of the mistakes being pointed out.  While pushing my cute new bangs to the side, I come across this juicy little tidbit:

“These are parents trying to be “the cool parents”.  It’s the same reason my mom got bangs, ‘cause someone told her she wasn't too old for them.”  

How long does it take these damn things to grow out anyway?