Once a week, after ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has gone to bed, the rest of us sit down to a late dinner and play a game while eating. This week we chose 20 Questions. It's kind of a reverse 20 questions from the one I remember as a child.

This one is out of a book. It is divided into four categories, People, Places, Things and Years. Instead of questions, it offers twenty statements that you read out to the rest of your group and they try and guess what you are. So. Really it should be called 20 Statements.

We had been playing for about half an hour, laughing and having a great time when it took a turn for the hilarity trail. It was JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.'s turn. He opened the book, scoured for an interesting topic and then started his list of statements.

J: I come only once a year.

(The boys start giggling. I force my face to stay in it's normal position so the boys think I have no idea why they are laughing. Do I really want to laugh with my teenage boys over the word come? Secretly my insides are aching.)

J: I come in a box.

(The boys are no longer breathing. I have tears streaming down my cheeks but am desperately trying to hold on.)

J: I've seen a lot of milk in my time.

(The boys are now rolling across the floor. I am full blown crying at this point.)

J: Despite my name, I'm made for boys, too.

(Mayhem ensues.)

Have you guessed it? Does it really matter? Also. Act like a teenage boy as often as possible. It is TOTALLY fun as hell.