Last night I put ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. down and JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. and I settled in with the older boys for our nightly Wii tournament. Where I lose BIG TIME and say things like “fo shizzay” and “If you make fun of me one more time I am going to take you to school wearing my pajamas and tell the first girl I see that you want her digits.”

In between one of my big losses J grabbed a photo off the table of Colton on the playground at preschool.  If you don’t know this from reading other stories on this site, Colton is GIANT. He towers over the other kids in his school and in this particular photo he looks like the Jolly Green Giant surrounded by a bunch of preschoolers. And. He must have just shouted, “Excuse me, I farted,” (which he does about twelve times a day) because everyone is staring at him.

We were all laughing our asses off at the photo when I remembered a story from that morning at preschool drop off.

Me: This morning at preschool Kennedy brought a large box into school. All the kids were standing around waiting for Colton to arrive. When we got there the teachers asked Colton to see if he would fit in it because Kennedy was petrified that he would be the only kid that was too big and wouldn’t. (at this point we are all laughing hysterically at our giant and I finish with) Everyone was afraid Colton wouldn’t fit in Kennedy’s box.

KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.: OH GOD. That is disgusting.

NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.: Laughing so hard his Sunny Delight is shooting out of his nose.

J: Laughing so hard his beer is shooting out of his nose.

Me: SERIOUSLY?

And I went to bed.