KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. lost his xbox privileges this weekend because he failed to turn in several Spanish assignments last week. He did them all.  I know because I took the time to check them. Then he got to class and made the decision to not turn them in. What the hell is that all about?  I try and remember what it was like to be a teenager, but this one is beyond me. 

Perhaps it is because I was the kid that never bothered to do their homework. So if I actually DID my homework I was tripping over chairs and desks screaming, “I’ve got MINE,” as I ran to the front of the room to turn it in.

To add insult to injury, not only was he unable to play xbox, but on Friday night he was forced to go out to dinner with his father to celebrate NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.’s 13th birthday. 

This is our text conversation:

Keenan: I’m going into convulsions.

Me: Withdrawals?

Keenan: ya. wutever. =)

Me: You’re a funny kid. You know that? Thanks for making me laugh.

Keenan: Sure. Anytime. I expect xbox on monday now. :)

(He thought since Monday was a holiday it didn’t fall into the no xbox during the week.  Also. Technically it wasn’t the weekend, so he had found a loophole in the system.)

Me: You dream big. I like that too.

Keenan: Funny. I will obtain xbox on monday.

Me: Well. I do need my toenails painted and my back is really aching so we might be able to work out a deal.

Keenan: Kill me instead.

Me: Well. Ok. But the deal seems like less cleanup.

Keenan:  Ugh.