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Week Six. In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being written on a greeting card.  I will pick my favorite and then post it on Ooph. At the end of twelve weeks I want to take these cards and get them published (not sure that is the right terminology, but I do books, not cards, cut me some slack).  Which shouldn’t be hard right? RIGHT?  Anyway it is my hope that someone will take a chance on them, they will fly off the shelves and then we will give 50% of all profits to homeless mothers and their children.

If one of my blogging friends happens to come up with the best caption, the back of that particular card would look like this:

This card presented by:  Family Stories

If you are not a blogger, I will simply put your name and something remarkable about you.

This card presented by:Victoria Landingham
Whacky Commenter Extraordinaire.


What do you think?  Can we get this done? This is just the beginning of many fun projects I hope to accomplish on this site that will give back.  I am CRAZY passionate about finding a way to get all mothers in this country into a warm home.  So help a sister help a sister.

Winner Week One.

Winner Week Two.

Winner Week Three.

Winner Week Five.

 

p.s. Notice that Week Four does not have a winner.  Get your butt there and give me something GOOD!!

Week Four.

comments
1. J said:
Women: Hey Marty, easy with the pelvic thrust, pretty sure everyone can see how happy you are to be holding me.
01/19/10 16:21 PM - Reply
2. Vix said:
the jones took a pix of a dear in their front yard for their FACEBOOK profile picture.....

cindy was chancing nothing...


tarzan on my front lawn
JAN 2010



Happy New Year
or
Welcome to the Neighborhood
or
Beats buying a RANGE ROVER and a VIKING stove!!!!!
01/18/10 17:37 PM - Reply
3. Vix said:
OUT: texting and speed dating

IN: tweeting and speedO dating


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010
01/18/10 17:19 PM - Reply
4. Pixielation said:
"Although the neighbours were friendly, Tarzan just didn't fit into Jane's world."

or

"Tarzan couldn't understand why Cheetah preferred to hide Jane's trousers to his."

or maybe even...

"Marcie was relieved that Malcolm dressed up for the ocassion."

but wait... there's more...

"Felicity decided it was time that Brian gave her spanx back."
01/18/10 08:17 AM - Reply
5. C_atalie said:
People could always tell Mary was Amish, even when she was at the lake with friends...
01/17/10 21:39 PM - Reply
6. C_atalie said:
See, even a flasher can be reformed by the love of a good woman!
01/17/10 21:35 PM - Reply
7. A_cain said:
Woman: (through gritted teeth) I know what you thought the invite said, but if you did not understand the term "nature buff" you should have asked!

Man: Just smile and take the photo. Maybe no one will notice.
01/17/10 18:16 PM - Reply
8. A_cain said:
"Yes, Roger...the photographer DID say to show him your best side, but I just don't think he meant..."
01/17/10 17:52 PM - Reply
'Square cut or pear shaped, these trunks won't lose their shape . . ." Speedos are a boy's best friend!
01/15/10 11:32 AM - Reply
10. Elly Lou said:
Sure we don't live anywhere near water but I make this swimsuit look GOOD.

See? There's always an upside!

Thinking of you.
01/14/10 16:11 PM - Reply
11. Injaynesworld said:
Honey, I'd give you the shirt off my back... and anything else you want. Happy Anniversary.
01/14/10 14:00 PM - Reply
12. Vix said:
im confused where is week four???

is this pix of tarzan and jane it???? or week six?????
01/14/10 12:58 PM - Reply

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