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in bad taste - week four

in bad taste - week four

How about this doozy? I don't really need to say much I suppose.  Wood paneling, alcohol and a dead fish.  Have at it girls.

In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being written on a greeting card.  I will pick my favorite and then post it on Ooph. At the end of twelve weeks I want to take these cards and get them published (not sure that is the right terminology, but I do books, not cards, cut me some slack).  Which shouldn’t be hard right? RIGHT?  Anyway it is my hope that someone will take a chance on them, they will fly off the shelves and then we will give 50% of all profits to homeless mothers and their children.

If one of my blogging friends happens to come up with the best caption, the back of that particular card would look like this:

This card presented by:  MaryMac

If you are not a blogger, I will simply put your name and something remarkable about you.

This card presented by: Carrie Steele
What a spitter.


What do you think?  Can we get this done? This is just the beginning of many fun projects I hope to accomplish on this site that will give back.  I am CRAZY passionate about finding a way to get all mothers in this country into a warm home.  So help a sister help a sister.

Winner Week One.

Winner Week Two.

 

comments
Box of Franzia - check.
RealLemon fake lemon juice - check.
Tuna-infused vodka - check.

How to make a Martuni
12/16/09 14:08 PM - Reply
Don't get hooked on Bartender Bob's new drink: the Martuni.
12/16/09 13:38 PM - Reply
3. C_atalie said:
Bob finally figured out that if he kept enough booze on hand his friends wouldn't mind hearing the story of how he caught that fish...again.
12/15/09 21:30 PM - Reply
A few more of these shots, and hopefully it won't matter that she kisses like a fish.
12/15/09 21:23 PM - Reply
5. C_atalie said:
Let me pour you a shot...See! ...Who needs the Regal Beagle?
12/15/09 21:22 PM - Reply
6. Phil said:
After a few more of these I'll be riding that Fish!!
12/13/09 17:00 PM - Reply
7. A_cain said:
Caption Coming from Fish:

"And to think, I used to complain about life at the Lake! If he plays that cursed song "Macho Man" ONE MORE TIME..."
12/11/09 23:47 PM - Reply
8. A_cain said:
Ralph Furley don't have a THING on me!!
12/11/09 14:21 PM - Reply
9. Injaynesworld said:
Giving a whole new meaning to the term "sloshed."
12/11/09 13:53 PM - Reply

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