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that didn\\\'t come out right

I am doing a segment this morning with some other mom bloggers on Fox News. So here is an oldie but goodie.

On Saturday I was trying to convince NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.
to get outside and practice lacrosse.  He had tryouts on Sunday, has been super focused on football and has not picked up his lacrosse stick in months.  

"I'll be fine mom," was his response.  That drives me crazy.  Even if you are just THAT good, show some respect for the tryout and spend at least one minute acting like you care. 

In my most annoying mom voice I said,  "Noah, you need to get outside and feel your stick and get your groove on for tomorrow."

He hasn't been able to look at me since.  Hell, I can't even look at myself.

comments
1. Nicole said:
Never dull at your house. This is hilarious!
03/10/10 07:24 AM - Reply
2. Delanie said:
Too funny! It happens...
03/09/10 11:54 AM - Reply
3. Injaynesworld said:
Okay, I went to Fox and I couldn't find you, but a whole lot of depressing shit sure is going on down your way.

It's a good thing I had the "stick" comment to laugh at afterwards. I bet your kids are really cool.
03/09/10 08:35 AM - Reply
My son would have probably repeated that out loud at least eight times in a row! And then he would have run to tell his sister and father what I said. So if the only retribution is that he is not able to look you in the eye, I think you are doing just fine.
03/09/10 08:12 AM - Reply
5. Raili Clasen said:
OMG this has been the best morning ever...laughing my ass off!
11/10/09 09:00 AM - Reply
6. Beth said:
You can't possibly be serious that this actually happened! I think I peed my pants!
11/09/09 18:43 PM - Reply
7. Jodie said:
I am dying of laughter. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
11/04/09 09:52 AM - Reply
8. Tiffany said:
laugh out loud funny!
11/03/09 09:19 AM - Reply
9. Shannon said:
Oh no you didn't. Please tell me you're kidding.

By the way, the comment about the text message post absolutely saved me about 6 months of therapy. I feel so much better now knowing I'm not the only one reading that stuff. WHEW.
11/02/09 21:29 PM - Reply
10. Kristi Stevens said:
Funniest shit I've read all day. Love it.

K
11/02/09 12:38 PM - Reply

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