During the summer of KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.’s eighth year of life I sent him to summer camp. The second week of camp as we were eating dinner, he casually said, “Mom I need twenty dollars for tomorrow.”Confused and wondering why the camp... more please

Isn't she cute? It's a good thing. There is something so special about waking up to a pile of puke in the middle of the living room that Daisy has left for me. Last week her puke contained a plastic bad,... more please

I am doing a segment this morning with some other mom bloggers on Fox News. So here is an oldie but goodie. On Saturday I was trying to convince NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. to get outside and practice lacrosse.  He had tryouts... more please

KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.: You need to lighten up.Me: If by lighten up you mean pounds, that’s insulting. Keenan: (eye roll) You know I mean that you need to lighten up more. Live a little and quit being so overprotective. Me: I am... more please

Ooph has been nominated for an AWARD. (Because someone has lost their mind.)I found out about the nomination right after I arrived home from the grocery store at one o’clock in the afternoon still wearing my pajama top under my... more please

When a group of us get together and are sitting around late in the evening with our cocktails, we play a game. It’s called “would you rather.” The premise is that someone offers up two celebrities and you have to... more please

THIS is my greatest accomplishment in 2010. Is that sad? Before: And you should know it looked like this for about a year.   After: OH GOD. I've turned into my grandmother.... more please

Rated R. Not kidding. I throw more f-bombs in this post than I did in all three of my labors combined. So, if that offends you, you might want to skip this one. Random shit started here. Quitting smoking... more please