The photo above is ready for you to caption. So? Pretend you are one of those people that comes up with really funny captions for those fabulous cards you see at specialty shops. Give it your best shot. What is... more please

We sat down at a table and within seconds we were engrossed in a conversation with a group of men. This made me particularly happy because my girlfriend is single and could, ummm, really use some attention. Things are lookin’... more please

First? My apologies. I am so sorry this damn story won't end. Really? I am. It just isn't good enough to be four parts. But? I can't seem to write well enough to shorten it. Again. My apologies. If you missed... more please

Wow. It's been a while since I have posted a who would you rather. And, thanks to my good friend Erin, this one is shaken, not stirred. Who would you rather of these 007 hotties? Sean Connery. Roger Moore. Pierce Brosnan. Or? Daniel Craig. Which sexy 007... more please

On Monday, I shared a “boy gene” conversation with you. Today? Another one. Only this one is about my husband. And? It is proof that no matter how old they get, they never grow out of being boys. Yesterday, while... more please

Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and I were driving home from the grocery when I heard, “bang bang.”I turned around to see him holding his two hands in the standard “boys are born with it” gun position.“Look mama,” he said, “I have two... more please

...these boys need to go back to school. 10. Feeding them and their posse has depleted our entire life’s savings.9. Vodka. It isn’t cheap.8. “Turn the Xbox off and get outside and play.” 7. My house makes those people on Hoarders... more please

Now you vote. Which caption is your favorite? The winner will get the nifty eco-friendly shopping bags.  ... more please