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you're kidding, right?

For the past week I have been hearing my kids complain that they need new lacrosse equipment. Yesterday, I finally found the time to go get everything. With ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
and NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.
standing next to me, and several "cool" high school boys... more please

Memorial Day

Memorial Day
Thank you to all of the men and women whose bravery and daily sacrifice creates a better world for our children. You are the truest form of hero.  ... more please

who would you rather

In my never ending quest to trip you up, I have gone down a different path this week. Instead of the usual young hotties, these men are a little more, ummm, seasoned. Also they are really, really, you know....famous. Without further... more please

be your own man

Last Thursday, after three weeks of watching KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age:
14
"Special" Qualities:
Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities:
The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.
look at his hair in the mirror all the way to school and complain NON STOP about how it sucked, I took him to get it cut. I scheduled an appointment with... more please

eh?

Years ago, I moved from a small town in Indiana to a beautiful town in Vancouver, BC. I had never been anyplace other than Florida and Indiana in my WHOLE life and I was petrified that people in the “city”... more please

horny isn't just for toads

I was walking a friend through the process of setting up a Facebook account and had just said, “The most important thing to know is that everything you post on your wall or anyone else’s can be viewed by everyone,”... more please

diagnosis diarrhea

I do this thing where I diagnose myself with a disease about, oh, EVERY TEN MINUTES.  If I feel the slightest amount of pain in my head, I go straight to visions of me in the hospital and... more please

who would you rather?

This week's who would you rather? is brought to you by @mamammaryshow (That's a Twitter thing for all of my non bloggie readers.) Check out her Glee loving, pop music singing, Justin Timberlake wanting, rap video making, two... more please
Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

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Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

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