In the process of remodeling our house I came across a photo of rain chains. Instead of the traditional downspouts coming off of your gutters, you use these beautiful chains and the water runs down them.  I couldn't WAIT to... more please

It's another fabulously passive aggressive text from my mom. The humor in these texts is endless. As long as she doesn't stumble upon my website of course.  So DON'T tell her. I was feeling guilty on Friday because I haven't heard... more please

Week Six. In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being... more please

The most under appreciated member of our family is this sweet dog. Look at her face.  That line up the middle of her nose just makes me want to squeeze her up. I have intentionally left out her body in... more please

Week Four Winner. The inside will read: Bob finally figured out that if he kept enough booze on hand his friends wouldn't mind hearing the story of how he caught that fish...AGAIN. The inside will read: Happy Birthday Dad.   Other Winners: Winner Week One. Winner... more please

Week Five Winner. And the winner is.... The outside will read: Hey honey the girls were in a rush and we had to combine the something OLD, BORROWED, and BLUE. So please make sure I get my panties back. The inside will read: Congratulations on... more please

My Christmas present to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. was a trip to the National Championship game to see his coveted Longorns play.  I had the tickets for weeks and keeping the secret from him was about as easy as KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. getting through a... more please

Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. was eating a chocolate covered graham cracker. He finished and had chocolate all over his hands.  I asked if he would like a wet wipe and he replied, "No. I will just lick it off."Then.  He stared at... more please