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which one?

Imagine you are out for a night on the town. You are having the best hair night. Your cellulite has miraculously disappeared. Your favorite song is playing. The waiter is pouring your second glass of wine. Your dinner of filet... more please

the shredder

the shredder
Being a bird dog and all? He ate The Sparrow.... more please

monday's mother

This week's question was submitted by Karen Jasper. She wants to know: My son is twelve and he is asking to be able to have his own Facebook account. He has also asked for an email account. What age is the... more please

who would you rather?

This week a couple of hot-hot-hotties. Yes? Ashton Kutcher? Or? Dane Cook?  ... more please

emergency

Yesterday I was getting my hairs done and JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.
was home with the kids. My cell rang and I looked down to see that it was KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age:
14
"Special" Qualities:
Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities:
The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.
. Getting my hair done here. No kids allowed. I sent it to voicemail. Seconds... more please

clyde speaks

*tap tap tap* Is this thing working?Yes? You can hear me?OK.I know it hasn't been the easiest couple of months. But. I have a few things I'd like to say in my defense. *clears throat*First. Yes. I have chewed up a... more please

tears for stains

Last week I was getting some work done while ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
was watching television. “Mom,” he shouted excitedly. I looked up from my computer to see him rapidly approaching me, his face about to explode. “What is it?” I asked trying... more please

monday's mother

This week's monday's mother question was submitted by Theresa from RockOnMommies. It is a thought provoking question. Recently my husband and a colleague went to a strip joint after an evening meeting. I could care less if... more please
Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

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Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

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