After a week of meetings, an abnormally high volume of carpooling and lacrosse stress, the laundry has piled up.  My guess is that about half of this was never worn.  It was instead a casualty of being on top of... more please

Last night I was given the horrific opportunity of telling my son that he didn’t make the second team in six months that he tried out for.  There are no words for the agony.   I read the email that notified... more please

My oldest son was given an incredible opportunity this week.  His coach nominated him to tryout for a lacrosse team that will travel to New York in June and compete against other cities in a national championship.  There were sixty... more please

I was waiting for the car in front of me to turn left so I could turn this morning when ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. said exactly what I was thinking. Colton:  Go dumbass. Oopsy.  Thankfully my husband was not in the car or I would... more please

I was reading an article on the founders of “My Parents Joined Facebook”.   The site is hysterical.  It shows blurbs of what parents write on their children’s Facebook.  Clearly I am not one of “those” parents.   I... more please

There are days when I sit and wonder why my head is so screwed up.  Then there are days when I know for sure. My Mother:  (via voicemail)  Hi honey.  Actually things are going pretty good right now.  Knock on wood. ... more please

There should be some legislature put in place to regulate nudity in locker rooms.  I am not one of those people who hides in a bathroom stall to change my clothes, but I am discreet.  I will keep a towel... more please

I learned a new word over spring break.   shart (sharht)  -verb   to shit and fart simultaneously In a sentence: NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.:  ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is pooping on the toilet.  Before that he sharted in his pants. That pretty much sums up my week at home with the three... more please