Last Saturday night my girlfriend turned 40.  Being newly single, she wanted to go downtown, stay in a swanky hotel and be seen.  There is a point in ones life when going out to a downtown night club makes about... more please

JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. showered before me last night.  When it was my turn, I turned the water on for my shower and stepped inside.  Then, I stepped right back out. Me:  (Very loudly) JJ JJ:  (Comes running from the other room, assuming a spider,... more please

Every time ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. sees a baby on television he says, “Is that me when I was a baby?”  I usually respond, “No sweetie, that baby isn’t screaming.”   Last night we were watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, and there was a video... more please

Sometimes life hands you something so juicy and you can’t write about it.  This morning was one of those moments.   The situation took my breath  and the reaction of my child was priceless.   Not telling you is as... more please

ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has a backpack that is from the movie Cars and when you push a button it sounds like a car with a missing muffler for thirty seconds.  Seriously, even their backpacks have to make noise now?  Clearly my girlfriend... more please

Apparently three years ago I gave birth to a rooster.  Every morning at 5:30 a.m. I awaken to the sound of feet pattering into my room.  He climbs into our bed and instead of falling back asleep, he begins the... more please

Parenting teens these days would send even June and Ward Cleaver to the liquor cabinet.  There are just too many avenues in which to find trouble.  Facebook, cell phones, the movie theater, the school parking lot, etc. Trying to stay... more please

  I found a post-it note on the floor in the kitchen this morning after the boys left for school.  These six words were written on it. dinkweed poontang pussy vagina titties asses Perhaps they were hoping for a new dog and trying to come up with names.... more please