the beginnining of the story that ends in shit For nearly 40 minutes we sat on the plane, doors open, unmoving, with the sound of crickets coming from the crew. I kept looking up to the front of the... more please

The photo above is ready for you to caption as if it was one of those really cool cards you see at specialty shops. Give it your best shot. What is she thinking? What is the first thought that pops... more please

As you all know, I headed out to the Big Apple last week. Boarding an airplane for me is like strapping dynamite to my body, running down the middle of the highway with a lit cigarette hanging out... more please

Upon returning home from New York, I found my house a mess, my refrigerator empty, my wine depleted (I may or may not have been responsible for that before I left), my laundry overwhelming, my ability to to drink alcohol... more please

Last night, having put a tantrum throwing toddler out of my mind with a stiff glass of wine and a CSI rerun (because nothing makes you forget an embarrassing grocery store moment like a dead hooker) I dozed off to... more please

 a father never wants to hear his teen daughter say over the phone... By the always crass and hilarious Brett Sanders of Brettandthecity.com Like every other parent; after years of begging and pleading, my wife and I finally broke... more please

Want more of this blogjacker? Find him at DadCentric. Thursday, July 29, 5:45 AM: Up at the crack of dawn. I didn’t think this through. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Hijack Ooph? Hell yeah. Only... more please

Rock Star guest post by OutNumbered The evening prior to our departure for vacation. My Wife and I talk in bed...Out-Numbered - Are you excited for tomorrow?Wife - Totally. Are you?Out-Numbered - Absolutely. I just feel like I still... more please