I was reading the news the other day and, to my surprise, I learned that when my 17-year-old son acts like an imbecile it's not his fault. It's biology.This was actually kind of a relief to me, but... more please

Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and I were driving home from the grocery when I heard, “bang bang.”I turned around to see him holding his two hands in the standard “boys are born with it” gun position.“Look mama,” he said, “I have two... more please

Want your teens to become perfect little angels who never argue and do everything you tell them to do? Yes? Then don’t have children.But. The contract below will get you closer to that lack of reality.With just two weeks left... more please

...these boys need to go back to school. 10. Feeding them and their posse has depleted our entire life’s savings.9. Vodka. It isn’t cheap.8. “Turn the Xbox off and get outside and play.” 7. My house makes those people on Hoarders... more please

Today is an exciting day. I am proud to announce the launch of WhateverNation. As the parent of teenagers I found very little content on the internet that satisfied my desire for more information. Intelligent debate on relevant topics such as:The... more please

Now you vote. Which caption is your favorite? The winner will get the nifty eco-friendly shopping bags.  ... more please

who is the brattiest of us all? Yesterday NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. was entertaining ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. while I was doing some work. By entertaining, I of course mean he was sitting next to him watching television. About ten minutes into the show,... more please

I am incredibly privileged to be a part of the Promises2Kids drive to obtain backpacks and flash drives for the beautiful children that have the unfortunate need to reside at their facility. My children (and I would guess most of... more please