Wow.  I am 0-2 and let me just say this is WAY less fun when you are losing your ass.  Matt Schaub got me 36 points last week and Adrian Peterson 22.  How the hell did I lose?  I'll tell you how, my opponent cheated.  All right she didn't, but how did I lose?  I was projected to win.  Actually I was project to win the last two weeks.  I am project to win again this week, so I can only assume I will be 0-3 come Tuesday morning. DUDE!

If Chris Johnson gets my opponent over 50 FREAKING points again this week I am royally screwed.  Hey Chris, how about 20.  That's respectable.  No need to go showing off again this week. 

Matt Schaub on the other hand.  I don't remember exactly what I said in my previous post, something like MAN UP.  Hope your wife was paying attention, cause that shit worked. Hey, some men just like bossy women.

Come on Team Ooph.  We need a win this week or we can bend over and kiss our fantasy football ass goodbye!