Contributed by Stefanie Mullen

are there lessons to be learned from a tiger?

If you haven’t heard about the tiny little book, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, then you need to quit wiping snotty noses and head over to your computer. Stat. You don’t need to buy the book. But? Everyone else... more please

posted: 02/01/2011

poor misunderstood xbox

December 13, 2010 Ooph HeadquartersPO Box 1234Soap Box, CA 12345 Dear Xbox: First, a small piece of advice. It is WAY cooler to make the first letter of your product small case and then the second letter large case and then the rest... more please

posted: 12/13/2010

a letter from housewives with fantasies

Dear Brett FavreYou have taken a proverbial crap on those of us who fantasize about you. And we, the Housewives with Fantasies? Are not happy.It all started in Green Bay. We didn’t really care about you in Atlanta. Just saying.... more please

posted: 11/03/2010

dear glee sex pots

You should be ashamed of yourselves. I hope you are, but I suspect instead you are relishing in the attention. No thought given at all to the message you have sent to our tweens and teens. Are you sitting around... more please

posted: 10/26/2010

to the boys of yale

The reason for this letter. Chant. Dear Men of Yale:Well. I guess you all find yourselves in a heap of shit this morning don’t you. Another one of those bad decisions you wish you could take back? Who started... more please

posted: 10/20/2010

those commercials

I am all for men and their erections. I mean, who would want to deprive them of that which defines them? And? If they have problems in that ballgame? By all means, they should do whatever they need to get... more please

posted: 10/18/2010

it's a boy thing...right?

Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 6
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and I were driving home from the grocery when I heard, “bang bang.”I turned around to see him holding his two hands in the standard “boys are born with it” gun position.“Look mama,” he said, “I have two... more please

posted: 08/23/2010

on being whiskey tango

Recently my friends and I were at dinner and we were playing the question game.  It started with one of the gals asking if we had ever known anyone in prison. Know someone?  I was raised by... more please

posted: 08/02/2010