Archives - May 2011

mark zuckerberg screws everything up

mark zuckerberg screws everything up
Scene: ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 6
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and his friend chatting in the back seat of an SUV on a sunny San Diego day. Samantha: You know that when you get into kindergarten you will have homework.Colton: I know.Samantha: Lots of homework.Colton: *rolls his eyes*... more please

posted: 05/17/2011

happy mother's day

I have no idea who to credit for this. My dad emailed it to me and I was laughing so hard at Starbucks people were staring at me. Happy Mother's Day to all of you fabulous moms who read Ooph.... more please

posted: 05/05/2011

it gets better

I am an enormous Google fan. Sure they are intelligent and their technology has changed the world. I wish I could have ONE of their ideas. Just one.  But? That isn’t why I love them.  This? This is why I love them.    For... more please

posted: 05/05/2011

Osama bin Laden Killed by U.S. Forces

Osama bin Laden Killed by U.S. Forces
As you all know by now, our government has put forth an action that has killed Osama bin Laden. Our country now has possession of the body of a man that stole thousands of lives. He took mothers and fathers... more please

posted: 05/02/2011