Archives - March 2011

mustangs, vaginas and santa

    Yesterday while carpooling to my third school of the afternoon, I was daydreaming about ditching my giant gas guzzling 101,000 mile having (all attained in a ten mile radius) tank for a 1969 cherry apple red Mustang convertible.   I was pulled... more please

posted: 03/29/2011

shit flakes

From the archives: Last night, having put a tantrum throwing toddler out of my mind with a stiff glass of wine and a CSI rerun (because nothing makes you forget an embarrassing grocery store moment like a dead hooker) I dozed... more please

posted: 03/28/2011

My Celebrity Crush

This week my husband has been out of town (note to stalkers, he gets home tonight) ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 6
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has had a fever, headache and nasty cough all week causing us both to have sleepless nights. Every evening I have had either... more please

posted: 03/23/2011

SOS

SOS
Last evening I suspected ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 6
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. had a sinus infection, so I took him to the doctor. KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 16
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. was with me and insisted on sitting in the car because a. I am a dork and he doesn't want to be seen... more please

posted: 03/22/2011

gregg's gift

gregg\'s gift
Guest Post By Susan Zilberman   I have a son, but he is no longer here with me.  He died at age 26 of an unintentional drug overdose.  The pain of losing him is so unbearable that is almost defies description in... more please

posted: 03/21/2011

invisible illness

invisible illness
This guest post by LittleFrye: This is for my daughter who is the one with the illness. 30 THINGS ABOUT MY INVISIBLE ILLNESS YOU MAY NOT KNOW.  1. The illness I live with is: Asthma 2. I was diagnosed with it in the year:... more please

posted: 03/17/2011

platform; the secret agent monkey

platform; the secret agent monkey
  Guest post by Pauline Campos. Her bio is below. I’ve been trying to decide for a while now how I will celebrate the day my (currently non-existent) agent calls me with the incredibly fantastical awesome news that I have a book... more please

posted: 03/16/2011

full of hot air

full of hot air
Sick of years of his wife's nagging and honey to-do lists, Bob packed his bags and hit the road.... more please

posted: 03/15/2011