Archives - February 2010

random shit

I turn 39 this Sunday and I have to admit I have turned into one of “those” women. I am focused on every wrinkle. I am pissed at how hard I have to work to keep my body from being... more please

posted: 02/26/2010

rated crass...but don't blame me

Last night I put ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. down and JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. and I settled in with the older boys for our nightly Wii tournament. Where I lose BIG TIME and say things like “fo shizzay” and “If you make fun of me one... more please

posted: 02/25/2010

funny little dream killers

J and I came up with the concept for Twitter. No really, we did. Well to be fair it was more of a combination between Yelp and Twitter. So I guess we also came up with Yelp. We purchased the... more please

posted: 02/23/2010

in bad taste seven

in bad taste seven
In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being written on... more please

posted: 02/22/2010

close your mouth

close your mouth
Hi my name is Stefanie and I have a problem. Actually I have a lot of problems, but the one I am discussing today is the sound of people eating. If I am being honest, I don’t really think it’s... more please

posted: 02/19/2010

one of my faves

one of my faves
This is one of my favorite pieces. A few years back JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. and I were trying to find a pot rack for our kitchen.  Every piece we came across felt like something we had already seen in someone else's home... more please

posted: 02/18/2010

tears of joy

tears of joy
This past Sunday I ran my very first half marathon. I started training about three months ago and never once mentioned it here on Ooph because I was pretty sure like many other great ideas I have had in my... more please

posted: 02/17/2010

intimacy - ooph approved

intimacy - ooph approved
Friday night I joined up with some new Blogger friends at Intimacy to meet with the Bra Whisperer. Shhh....If you are really quiet you can hear her say, “Why are you shoving your boobs into that tiny little... more please

posted: 02/16/2010