Week Four Winner. The inside will read: Bob finally figured out that if he kept enough booze on hand his friends wouldn't mind hearing the story of how he caught that fish...AGAIN. The inside will read: Happy Birthday Dad.   Other Winners: Winner Week One. Winner... more please

Week Five Winner. And the winner is.... The outside will read: Hey honey the girls were in a rush and we had to combine the something OLD, BORROWED, and BLUE. So please make sure I get my panties back. The inside will read: Congratulations on... more please

My Christmas present to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. was a trip to the National Championship game to see his coveted Longorns play.  I had the tickets for weeks and keeping the secret from him was about as easy as KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. getting through a... more please

Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. was eating a chocolate covered graham cracker. He finished and had chocolate all over his hands.  I asked if he would like a wet wipe and he replied, "No. I will just lick it off."Then.  He stared at... more please

KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.’s big gift this year for Christmas was a bust. The gift you ask? A specialty headset for his Xbox. The kind that blocks out all the noise of your family and makes the game so loud you’re guaranteed to... more please

Week Five. In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being written... more please

And the winning caption is... The outside wil read: I've gotta feelin'. That tonight's gonna be a good night. The inside will read: Mazel Tov! Thanks Heather.  Good one!  ... more please

The sky is on fire. I woke up this morning, looked outside and thought, "How nice of Mother Nature to provide a sky filled with fire and passion to remind me that all I want to achieve this year is... more please