Archives - January 2010


Week Four Winner. The inside will read: Bob finally figured out that if he kept enough booze on hand his friends wouldn't mind hearing the story of how he caught that fish...AGAIN. The inside will read: Happy Birthday Dad.   Other Winners: Winner Week One. Winner... more please

posted: 01/12/2010


Week Five Winner. And the winner is.... The outside will read: Hey honey the girls were in a rush and we had to combine the something OLD, BORROWED, and BLUE. So please make sure I get my panties back. The inside will read: Congratulations on... more please

posted: 01/12/2010

the longhorns stole my dreams

the longhorns stole my dreams
My Christmas present to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. was a trip to the National Championship game to see his coveted Longorns play.  I had the tickets for weeks and keeping the secret from him was about as easy as KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. getting through a... more please

posted: 01/11/2010

hook \\\\\\\'em horns

hook \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'em horns
Yesterday ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. was eating a chocolate covered graham cracker. He finished and had chocolate all over his hands.  I asked if he would like a wet wipe and he replied, "No. I will just lick it off."Then.  He stared at... more please

posted: 01/07/2010

the hangover

KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.’s big gift this year for Christmas was a bust. The gift you ask? A specialty headset for his Xbox. The kind that blocks out all the noise of your family and makes the game so loud you’re guaranteed to... more please

posted: 01/06/2010

Week Five. In case you missed it.  Every week on Ooph I am going to post a "bad taste" photo. You, my VERY witty and clever readers, will come up with captions for the photo as if they were being written... more please

posted: 01/05/2010

In bad taste week three winner

In bad taste week three winner
And the winning caption is... The outside wil read: I've gotta feelin'. That tonight's gonna be a good night. The inside will read: Mazel Tov! Thanks Heather.  Good one!  ... more please

posted: 01/05/2010

there's fire burnin' in the sky

there\'s fire burnin\' in the sky
The sky is on fire. I woke up this morning, looked outside and thought, "How nice of Mother Nature to provide a sky filled with fire and passion to remind me that all I want to achieve this year is... more please

posted: 01/04/2010