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just like papa

Recently two additional people in my house began shaving their faces. One allowed me to take his photo, actually asked me too. The other one would KILL me for just mentioning it. Whatever, eye roll, door slam.... more please

posted: 09/21/2009

say what?

Repost from April. Between the sneezing and nose blowing it took me a half hour to type "April". For the past week I have been hearing my kids complain that they need new lacrosse equipment. Yesterday, I finally found the time... more please

posted: 09/18/2009

dude

Guess who is in need of the vegetable soup today? That's what I get for bragging about how good I've been. Be back with you all tomorrow. Today every ounce of creativity I have has been... more please

posted: 09/17/2009

satan's friends

$satan\'s friends$
I don't know who in the hell cued these vile creatures, but could you uncue them PLEASE. I am hoarse from screaming every 15 minutes when my face plows into another giant web. This thing looks like it could eat... more please

posted: 09/16/2009

yes i know i just posted soup last week

It is a hack fest in my house. This is only the third week of school and I have two kids home sick. I'm sure you are thinking, That is what happens in preschool. Then why are my high school... more please

posted: 09/16/2009

can you say passive agressive

I was enjoying Happy Hour with a friend last Friday when I got this email from my mother. It brought me to tears, not the sad kind, the humored kind. I mean seriously I almost peed myself. This is just... more please

posted: 09/16/2009

touchdown

It is so annoying when moms go on and on and brag about things like their kid's first touchdown that was just absolutely incredible. I mean especially when they brag about how he had to jump up to grab the... more please

posted: 09/15/2009