Archives - May 2009

i'm not that bad

  I am taking KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. and NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. to see a movie tomorrow night.  It is titled, “Emmanuel,” and is the story of a Lost Boy from Sudan.  He now lives in England and has put out an album titled, more please

posted: 05/12/2009

what rhymes with lugar

Last Saturday night my girlfriend turned 40.  Being newly single, she wanted to go downtown, stay in a swanky hotel and be seen.  There is a point in ones life when going out to a downtown night club makes about... more please

posted: 05/10/2009

dude

  JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. showered before me last night.  When it was my turn, I turned the water on for my shower and stepped inside.  Then, I stepped right back out. Me:  (Very loudly) JJ JJ:  (Comes running from the other room, assuming a spider,... more please

posted: 05/08/2009

you were sweet sometimes

  Every time ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. sees a baby on television he says, “Is that me when I was a baby?”  I usually respond, “No sweetie, that baby isn’t screaming.”   Last night we were watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, and there was a video... more please

posted: 05/07/2009

rosemary chicken breasts, rice and asparagus

Sometimes life hands you something so juicy and you can’t write about it.  This morning was one of those moments.   The situation took my breath  and the reaction of my child was priceless.   Not telling you is as... more please

posted: 05/01/2009

liar liar pants on fire

  ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has a backpack that is from the movie Cars and when you push a button it sounds like a car with a missing muffler for thirty seconds.  Seriously, even their backpacks have to make noise now?  Clearly my girlfriend... more please

posted: 05/01/2009