Archives - April 2009

like mother like daughter

  There are days when I sit and wonder why my head is so screwed up.  Then there are days when I know for sure. My Mother:  (via voicemail)  Hi honey.  Actually things are going pretty good right now.  Knock on wood. ... more please

posted: 04/20/2009

put some clothes on

There should be some legislature put in place to regulate nudity in locker rooms.  I am not one of those people who hides in a bathroom stall to change my clothes, but I am discreet.  I will keep a towel... more please

posted: 04/17/2009

that's disgusting

  I learned a new word over spring break.   shart (sharht)  -verb   to shit and fart simultaneously In a sentence: NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum.:  ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is pooping on the toilet.  Before that he sharted in his pants. That pretty much sums up my week at home with the three... more please

posted: 04/16/2009

flight to freedom

  My husband is out of town for business at least one night per week.  Which means a long couple of days alone with the kids and then the dreaded bedtime routine all by my lonesome.    Last week he had to... more please

posted: 04/13/2009

lost in a memory

  Yesterday NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. and I were on our way to his lacrosse practice when the song,  “I Love College,”  by Asher Roth came on.  Some of the lyrics are, blah blah blah, naked girls, chug, chug, chug, sex.  You get the... more please

posted: 04/06/2009

tough start

5:00 a.m. Awake to the sound of ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.’s feet padding down the hall to my room. Ooph. 5:00 a.m. Roll over to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously. to tell him to get up and take Colton.  Have heart stopping realization that he is out of... more please

posted: 04/01/2009

no respect

  9:45 p.m. on Sunday evening just putting muffins into oven and apparently living in a fairy tale world. Me:  Some day the kids are going to really appreciate that I made homemade muffins and cookies for their class parties. J:  They totally... more please

posted: 04/01/2009