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potty mouth

Further reminder that I live in a locker room. ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age:
3
Favorite Word:
Fart
Hobbies:
  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:
 The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.
:  “I want to poop on you.” Me.  “Colton James that’s disgusting!  We don’t say things like that.” Colton:  With a grin.   “I want to fart on you.” Me.  “Colton, I mean it.  Stop... more please

dude get a ride

dude get a ride
  Monday Me: “KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age:
14
"Special" Qualities:
Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities:
The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries.
make sure you arrange for a ride to and from your party on Saturday night because JJJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.
and I are going to be out of town.  I can do both nights on Friday to make up for someone... more please

sausage stuffed pasta shells

sausage stuffed pasta shells
I tried a recipe from Everyday Pasta by Giada De Laurentiis about a year ago.  I don’t love ground turkey or parsley, and didn’t want to bother with the artichokes, so I changed it to meet my needs.  I... more please
Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

Book by
Stefanie Mullen:

Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend's Soul

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