My husband and ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. name everything.  Every single stuffed animal that enters the front door, Colton’s blankets, the furniture, every damn object in my home has a name.  It drives me crazy.  I can barely remember my kids’ names, let... more please

I went to register KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. for high school yesterday and ran into a kid that, in my son’s words, is geeky.  Not all kids can be jocks, there isn’t anything wrong with being geeky, just look at Bill Gates.  ... more please

  My husband, KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries., NoahNoah aka: Mac Daddy
Age: 12
"Special" Qualities: Holds a grudge for longer than you can remember the offense. Talks nonstop
Best Qualities: Wakes up with a smile every day and walks to the beat of his own drum. and even ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. (because he just mimicks everyone else in this house) were up in arms by what I said to a girl that called my home for Keenan on Saturday.  Perhaps it was a little... more please

  There are a few moments in a mom’s life that are undefinably big.  Giving birth, kindergarten, a fat glass of wine at the end of a long day, to name a few.   Tonight I am taking KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. to his high... more please

ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is absolutely petrified of Santa.  To prove that point, he is still, at the end of March, telling me he doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s lap. Colton:  I don’t want to sit on Santa’s lap. Me: You don’t ever have... more please

  If people out there would drive in a more civilized manner, I would not be continuously forced to come up with crazy rhymes.  Yesterday when I was cut off while merging onto the highway, the word asshole slipped out before... more please

I try not to take it personally when ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. gets excited to the point of jumping up and down when I mention that a sitter is coming.  I shake it off when my girlfriends come over and he asks me... more please

I spent this weekend at a friends house up north.  My older boys were away snowboarding with my ex-husband, so I took ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and hit the road.  My husband had a fabulous two days alone in the house.  What is... more please