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Colton
Colton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies: Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities: The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. name everything. Every single stuffed animal that enters the front door, Colton’s blankets, the furniture, every damn object in my home has a name. It drives me crazy. I can barely remember my kids’ names, let...
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posted: 03/30/2009 | comments : 0

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Keenan
Keenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. for high school yesterday and ran into a kid that, in my son’s words, is geeky. Not all kids can be jocks, there isn’t anything wrong with being geeky, just look at Bill Gates. ...
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posted: 03/27/2009 | comments : 0

Colton
Colton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies: Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities: The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. is absolutely petrified of Santa. To prove that point, he is still, at the end of March, telling me he doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Colton: I don’t want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Me: You don’t ever have...
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posted: 03/20/2009 | comments : 0

If people out there would drive in a more civilized manner, I would not be continuously forced to come up with crazy rhymes. Yesterday when I was cut off while merging onto the highway, the word asshole slipped out before...
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posted: 03/19/2009 | comments : 0