Archives - December 2009

why parents drink

I do not know where this originated.  If I did I would surely give credit where it is due.  My dad sent this via email today and while I am not supposed to be on my website this week because... more please

posted: 12/31/2009

on being whiskey tango

on being whiskey tango
My Uncle Larry passed away this past weekend of a heart attack. It was his fourth. He was a heavy smoker, his diet NOT GOOD and his weight an issue. I am sure he was judged by that. Which makes... more please

posted: 12/30/2009

clean up after yourself

I did a crapload of Christmas shopping today and had to use the public restroom on several occasions.  Having experienced the same INSANE ANNOYANCE at certain RUDE ASS women, I have decided to repost this rather un-holiday-cheerlike post. If I have... more please

posted: 12/22/2009

the apple doesn\'t fall far

the apple doesn\\\'t fall far
Repost from July. I am an extremely competitive person.  Often to a fault. I have tried to work on it, but I always come back to this. “What in GOD'S NAME is wrong with wanting to win?” Who in their right... more please

posted: 12/21/2009

a christmas serenade

a christmas serenade
A Christmas serenade just for you. *clears throat.* Testing, testing.  Can everyone hear me? *sips water* I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for ChristmasMy kids and Hubby are mad.I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.I text my son “How horny... more please

posted: 12/18/2009

yo yo yo

All of my girlfriends have daughters.  Not tomboy, tree climbing, dirt eating tomboy girls like I was.  They are all princess dressing, pink loving, barbie wanting, shoe loving girls. Much to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.'s chagrin, ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 6
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has taken a liking to their... more please

posted: 12/17/2009

snowmen at night

snowmen at night
This very clever childrens' book answers the question you have been dying to know since you were a child.  What the hell happened to my snowman over night?  It looked so nice when I went to sleep and now?  He... more please

posted: 12/16/2009

are we there yet?

What is a typical day in the car for me you ask?  Why, it's all of us gleefully singing camp songs of years gone by and regaling each other with stories of our day. Everyone sits quietly and listens because... more please

posted: 12/15/2009