I do not know where this originated.  If I did I would surely give credit where it is due.  My dad sent this via email today and while I am not supposed to be on my website this week because... more please

My Uncle Larry passed away this past weekend of a heart attack. It was his fourth. He was a heavy smoker, his diet NOT GOOD and his weight an issue. I am sure he was judged by that. Which makes... more please

This week I will be enjoying my family.  Stop laughing.  Just because they are out of school and saying mom every five minutes and I am wishing I could start drinking at noon, it doesn't mean I am not enjoying... more please

I did a crapload of Christmas shopping today and had to use the public restroom on several occasions.  Having experienced the same INSANE ANNOYANCE at certain RUDE ASS women, I have decided to repost this rather un-holiday-cheerlike post. If I have... more please

Repost from July. I am an extremely competitive person.  Often to a fault. I have tried to work on it, but I always come back to this. “What in GOD'S NAME is wrong with wanting to win?” Who in their right... more please

A Christmas serenade just for you. *clears throat.* Testing, testing.  Can everyone hear me? *sips water* I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for ChristmasMy kids and Hubby are mad.I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.I text my son “How horny... more please

All of my girlfriends have daughters.  Not tomboy, tree climbing, dirt eating tomboy girls like I was.  They are all princess dressing, pink loving, barbie wanting, shoe loving girls. Much to JJJ aka: Depends on my mood.
What I love:He looks good in a cowboy hat or a business suit and wears them both daily. But not together, that would be creepy.
Hobbies: Building furniture, remodeling homes, playing sports with our kids, laughing with me. Seriously.'s chagrin, ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. has taken a liking to their... more please

This very clever childrens' book answers the question you have been dying to know since you were a child.  What the hell happened to my snowman over night?  It looked so nice when I went to sleep and now?  He... more please