Finding a childrens' book amongst the 10,000 that seem to get published daily, most of them absolute crap, is exhausting.  Especially knowing that you are going to read the damn thing about 342 times over the next year.  It's enough... more please

I do this thing where I diagnose myself with a disease about, oh, EVERY TEN MINUTES.  If I feel the slightest amount of pain in my head, I go straight to visions of me in the hospital and my family... more please