This picture captures ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.'s goofy little personlity perfectly. He melts me.  I looked at this picture this morning and thought to myself, "Someday soon he too will smell like a walking Axe commercial."  The time just flies by.... more please

Someone get my ass a drumroll because I've got me a winner: The outside of the card will read: If I keep giving these ladies tequila I'll be joining the mile high club. The inside of the card will read: Congratulations on this exciting... more please

KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. tends to be a little cranky in the morning. And NO it isn’t just because he is a teenager, it’s always been this way.  I sadly passed another one of my horrible traits on to that kid. Yet another... more please

Yesterday we took ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and went to our favorite little breakfast spot.  To entertain him we brought along the Toys R Us section from the paper.  While we waited for our food, he carefully studied each page and after much... more please

"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle." Erma Bombeck... more please

I have a box of old photos that I go rummaging through when I need a smile.  They aren’t of my children.  They are photos of my grandmother and her parents.  The photos represent all that she was.  I especailly... more please

OH. I get it.  THIS is what happens when you take away their technology.... more please

I debated.  Do I put this lovely photo of the morning sun rising on Ooph today or a photo of me flipping the bird at the time change that happened two weeks ago and completely screwed my morning slumber.  Knowing... more please