Archives - November 2009

four eyes

four eyes
This picture captures ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi.'s goofy little personlity perfectly. He melts me.  I looked at this picture this morning and thought to myself, "Someday soon he too will smell like a walking Axe commercial."  The time just flies by.... more please

posted: 11/18/2009

in bad taste

in bad taste
Someone get my ass a drumroll because I've got me a winner: The outside of the card will read: If I keep giving these ladies tequila I'll be joining the mile high club. The inside of the card will read: Congratulations on this exciting... more please

posted: 11/18/2009

good morning sunshine

good morning sunshine
KeenanKeenan aka: Kman
Age: 14
"Special" Qualities: Door slamming, stomping and eye rolling (can do it all in one impressive motion).
Best Qualities: The softest kindest heart, hysterical and quite charming when he tries. tends to be a little cranky in the morning. And NO it isn’t just because he is a teenager, it’s always been this way.  I sadly passed another one of my horrible traits on to that kid. Yet another... more please

posted: 11/17/2009

sometimes they just force you to be evil

sometimes they just force you to be evil
Yesterday we took ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. and went to our favorite little breakfast spot.  To entertain him we brought along the Toys R Us section from the paper.  While we waited for our food, he carefully studied each page and after much... more please

posted: 11/16/2009

quippy

"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle." Erma Bombeck... more please

posted: 11/16/2009

in bad taste

in bad taste
I have a box of old photos that I go rummaging through when I need a smile.  They aren’t of my children.  They are photos of my grandmother and her parents.  The photos represent all that she was.  I especailly... more please

posted: 11/13/2009

brotherly love

brotherly love
OH. I get it.  THIS is what happens when you take away their technology.... more please

posted: 11/12/2009

bitchier than usual

bitchier than usual
I debated.  Do I put this lovely photo of the morning sun rising on Ooph today or a photo of me flipping the bird at the time change that happened two weeks ago and completely screwed my morning slumber.  Knowing... more please

posted: 11/12/2009