Girls Night. Your husband gives you a hall pass.  A night on the town with your favorite gal pals. But you have to choose between the two of them. Who would you rather? Charlize Theron Or. Penelope Cruz ... more please

I am going to New York y’all. Note: I don’t actually say y’all. EVER. But. I have family who does and the Guilty Squid (Please read her Steve Jobs Post. Read it. Hilarious. You’re welcome. I... more please

Last night, having put a tantrum throwing toddler out of my mind with a stiff glass of wine and a CSI rerun (because nothing makes you forget an embarrassing grocery store moment like a dead hooker) I dozed off to... more please

This morning ColtonColton aka: Moose, Duece, Colt, CJ
Age: 3
Favorite Word: Fart
Hobbies:  Playing in the dirt, setting off fire alarms at preschool and bossing people around.
Best Qualities:  The sweetest disposition this side of the Mississippi. was so excited to go to the Dentist. Which totally shocked the hell out of me after last time. Just as we were about to walk out the door, he said, “Oh. I almost forgot,”... more please

This question made me giggle. My guess is she isn't the only one struggling with this issue. Dear Ooph, My husband has the worst taste in clothes. Actually, he has no taste. He doesn't care about it at all. He wears t-shirts... more please

You know the drill. This week features: Kyle Chandler? Or. Matthew Fox? Special thanks to @rockonmommies and @Jen_eration_X for coming up with these two hotties. Well done ladies.... more please

And the answer is..... Click here to find out the question. Hi mom. The hamster's eye popped out. I will spare you the nauseating details. But let's just say there was a cup, some running and some falling involved. Ewwwwwww.... more please

Imagine you are out for a night on the town. You are having the best hair night. Your cellulite has miraculously disappeared. Your favorite song is playing. The waiter is pouring your second glass of wine. Your dinner of filet... more please